WHAT'S THE POINT

I never played big-time college sports, so hopefully someone who did or who knows more about college sports than I do can answer these two questions for me. What is the point of NCAA investigations? and How does the NCAA determine what programs or issues to investigate? The recent investigation into the high school transcript of a former University of Memphis player who fits the description of Derrick Rose has prompted me to ask these questions, because in my eyes, the NCAA is the most bass-ackwards sports organization that I have ever seen (that hasn’t been run by Isiah Thomas).

It has been reported by a variety of media outlets that the NCAA is investigating allegations of a player fitting the description of Derrick Rose using a stand-in for the SAT Test and having high-school grades changed so that he would be able to qualify for a scholarship at Memphis (where he only played the mandatory one season). Although these allegations would qualify as big violations of NCAA rules, I find the timing of this particular investigation rather peculiar. Since he has left high school Derrick Rose has led Memphis to a Final Four, become the #1 draft pick in the NBA, led the Chicago Bulls to the playoffs (where they participated in one of the best playoff series of all time), and won the NBA’s Rookie of the Year. So, I ask of you, do you really think that he cares about an NCAA investigation into his high school transcript? Also, if Barney Fife and the rest of the NCAA investigators find that these allegations are true, what can they do to him?

There are those who would argue that the investigation still needs to take place and that the coaches and/or administration must be held accountable if any wrong-doing has taken place. However, that will also be difficult to do because the “Teflon Don” himself John Calapari is no longer pacing the sidelines at Memphis. He has taken his great recruiting ability and excellent coaching skills to COLLEGE BASKETBALL WINNINGEST PROGRAM, The University of Kentucky (he has also been told that he is not at risk in the investigation). So again I ask, what is the point?

There are only a couple of possible outcomes for this investigation. One possibility is that nothing could happen. If the NCAA finds that no rules were broken during the recruiting of the player that fits Rose’s description, then life would go on as normal for all of the concerned parties. However, if it is decided that violations did take place, then Memphis will almost certainly face some sort of NCAA sanctions. This could mean that they could possibly have to forfeit their recent Final Four appearance and all of the income earned from it. Trust me, no one is going to forget that they made it to the Final Four even if the NCAA strips them of that distinction. Much like everyone still remembers the Fab Five of the University of Michigan from the early 90’s. The NCAA also found them guilty of rules violations and removed all of their records from the books, IN 2003 (man I’m glad the guilty parties had to deal with the consequences of their actions, the NCAA is never late, but always right on time)! They could also lose scholarships and/or be put on probation. What a way for new coach Josh Pastner to start his head coaching career?

As far as elite college basketball jobs go, the University of Memphis does not qualify as one of them. They are in a terribly weak conference and were only regularly on TV because they had a high-profile coach, in Calipari, that was able to recruit the kids that networks wanted to put on television and schedule games with big name programs. Now that he is gone, look for Memphis, if they avoid NCAA sanctions to remain near the top of Conference USA, but not garner very much national attention. On the other hand, if the NCAA does decide to sanction them, look for their program to follow a similar path as the Georgia Basketball program after the Jim Harrick fiasco. They were so hamstrung by sanctions and bad publicity that the next coach never had a chance. That would be terribly unfair to Pastner because he will be there to deal with the fallout, while Rose (if it is actually him that they are investigating) continues to collect NBA millions while becoming one of the faces of the NBA, and Calipari enjoys his thrown on top of the College Basketball World at the University of Kentucky. Since all of the alleged parties of interest have moved on, someone please tell me, what’s the point of this investigation again?

AND NOW FOR MY BALLER & SCRUB OF THE WEEK

BALLER: Stan Van Gundy (Head Coach Orlando Magic) – You may look like the third Super Mario Brother or an “actor” that I won’t name here because this is a family blog, but you figured out a way to defeat LeBron James and the Pips in order to move on to the NBA Finals. Congratulations! Be sure that after you win the championship this year, that you go up to Pat Riley and tell him to “Kiss the Ring” for the way he played you during the 2005 – 2006 season. Now go out and beat the Lakers, because I HATE KOBE BRYANT!!!!

SCRUB: LeBron James’ Background Singers (AKA the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers) – What happened? You had the best regular season record in the NBA this season. Then you choked when it really counted. You gave LeBron James virtually no help in this playoff series. Outside of James and Delonte West, no one on that team showed any toughness on the court. In crunch time LeBron had to bring the ball up court, survey the defense, and make the play (shot or assist, and sometimes both) to keep you in the game. He also had to play virtually every minute of every game, which obviously wore him out. Just think, if he had just a little bit of help, you would be playing on the Big Stage in the NBA Finals. But instead you will continue to be his background singers in small nightclubs.

I’M BACK & HE’S HOME

Your eyes are not deceiving you; this is actually a new post from STRAIGHT CASH HOMEY!!!! I know that I have been away for almost two months, but they have been a very productive two months. Since I’ve been away, I have finished another semester of my MBA program (the last month of the semester was very tough, which was the predominant cause of the break). My beautiful wife also surprised me with a trip to Las Vegas to celebrate our second year of marriage (That's right, I married a sports fan who took me to Vegas, JACKPOT!), and I have also been traveling for work. Now I’m back and ready to resume work on STRAIGHT CASH HOMEY!!!! My course load for the summer is lighter than that of a normal semester, so hopefully, I will not have a long school induced break.

It must be a good week for sports fans because I am back and Michael Vick is back at home. This is a story that is near and dear to my heart. I am a huge Michael Vick fan and can’t wait to see him on the football field again. I am not going to take the time to get up on my soapbox about how ridiculous it is that Vick spent time in federal prison for dog fighting, while Leonard Little killed a person while driving drunk and only missed eight games, and while Dan Heatley formerly of the Atlanta Thrashers killed his teammate Dan Snyder in an auto accident while driving like a mad man, never served any prison time. I guess the American Justice System is telling us that the lives of dogs are more valuable than the lives of people. But like I said, I am not going to discuss this now. The fact of the matter is that Vick has been released, and should be reinstated into the NFL in time for the upcoming season if Commissioner Judge, Jury, and Executioner decides that he has served his debt to society.

I must admit, I have found some of the commentary about Michael Vick’s football future absolutely hilarious. There are some people who think that he will only be able to sign for the league minimum (somewhere between $500,000 and $800,000 for someone with his years of service in the league) once he is reinstated, due to the perceived baggage that he will take along with him to a new team. That is an absolute joke. He will receive a multi-million dollar contract simply because more than one team will be in the running for his services and the price will most certainly be driven up through sheer competition.

The other comment that I hear concerning Vick that I think is hilarious, is that he will never be able to play quarterback in the NFL again and that he will have to switch positions. If you want to know why I find this comment funny, simply click on the video below.



This clown is not only still in the NFL, he just received a new free-agent contract. So if he can play quarterback in the NFL, someone please tell me why Michael Vick can't.

Vick will be back in the NFL and he will be a quarterback. I am even willing to say that he will be a starter before the 2009 season is over. I know for a fact that he will not be welcomed back by the Atlanta Falcons. He totally screwed up his chance here and they have found their new quarterback in Matt Ryan. Arthur Blank and company have every right to move on with their lives without Michael Vick. I am guessing that one of the following teams will sign him (no inside information, just my gut feeling):

San Francisco 49er’s – They have a head coach with a strong personality in Mike Singletary and they don’t have a quarterback. He will be able to handle the media scrutiny. This would be a great fit. They also have Michael Crabtree, which would make for better Mike & Mike show than the one that comes on ESPN Radio in the mornings (in my opinion, that show is terrible).

Miami Dolphins – Bill Parcells was able to keep Lawrence Taylor as in check as a cocaine-using linebacker can be. Therefore the Michael Vick drama should be a piece of cake.

Oakland Raiders – Al Davis (need I say more)

Carolina Panthers – They need a quarterback more than they will ever admit (JAKE DELHOMME IS DONE!). They also have a strong running game and a good defense. They could play ball control offense with Vick, DeAngelo Williams, and Jonathan Stewart and really let Steve Smith do what he does best on the outside. Vick will make them a favorite to make the Super Bowl.

Arizona Cardinals – Vick can get in shape and work on his throwing as Warner finishes his career. They will need a quarterback soon because Matt Leinart simply is not the answer.

Tennessee Titans – They drafted the imitation, why not sign the real thing. Vick is what they thought they were getting in Vince Young. Also, Kerry Collins is near the end.

There are those who believe that Vick will reunite with Jim Mora Jr. and Greg Knapp in Seattle, but I don’t think that will or should happen. I know that Hasselbeck is done, but Vick is not the answer there.

I can’t wait to see Vick back on the field.

AND NOW FOR MY BALLER & SCRUB OF THE WEEK!

BALLER: The Orlando Magic & Denver Nuggets - You share this honor because you have showed up and played your butts off in the Eastern & Western Conference Finals respectively. The good people at Nike & Vitamin Water have all but written you off. This is obvious because they have been running Kobe v/s LeBron commercials since the playoffs began. In their eyes, you are nothing but a stepping stone. As a fan of the NBA and an even bigger fan of competitive games, I want to thank you for making both the conference finals an actual competitive series. You both have a legit chance of making it to the finals and you are proving to everyone that you aren't going to simply be "Witnesses" to the advertisers dream come true. (For the record, I am pulling for Cleveland & Denver).

(On a somewhat related topic, I noticed that Kobe is referred to as the Black Mamba in some of those commercials. Does anyone really call him that? I have never heard anyone call him that, and I think it is a stupid nickname. Also, who gave him that name. I hope he didn't give it to himself. Doesn't he know that you can't give yourself a nickname. Then it isn't a nickname, it's simply you wishing that you were someone else.)

SCRUB: NBA Commissioner David Stern - You get this honor for allowing companies to run ads basically foreshadowing a finals matchup BEFORE THE FINALS. You have already had a referee get convicted for fixing games, and many casual fans also believe that some games have been fixed in the past. (We aren't even going to get into the alleged frozen envelope during the 1985 draft lottery.) So if one or both of the conference finals go to a seventh game and Cleveland and/or LA win in a close game or on a questionable call, you are really going to open yourself up to criticism for fixing the finals for advertising dollars. Allowing these ads to run before the finals is really stupid, and for that you are my SCRUB OF THE WEEK.

Now for a totally non-sports related topic:

I am 27 years old, and a child of hip-hop music. Not the junk you hear on the radio today, I am referring to the music of rap's golden era, the 1990's. There are a few rappers that I listen to today. Among them are Outkast, Jay Z, TI, Lupe Fiasco, Talib Kweli, Lil Wayne and Mos Def, just to name a few. However, I must say that there hasn't been any new talent worth listening to in quite a while. That is until now. For those who appreciate good rap music and is disgusted by the junk that is on the radio today, I recommend that you check out a new artist (as Ghetto Mafia would say) that is Straight from the DEC (Decatur GA). He goes by the name of B.O.B. He is the real deal and the future of hip hop. But don't take my word for it, simply click on the link below.