ABUSE OF POWER

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this blog are my opinions and are not based on any actual factual information. Granted, they are my strong opinions, but still not based on any facts. Alright David Stern, that should cover my a$$.

We are now three weeks away from the 2012 edition of the NBA draft. This is the time of year when your favorite team looks to the crop of incoming college and international players for a franchise savior, or a player that can contribute to turning them into a championship contender. That’s also what most fans are doing. Fans of the Hawks and Bobcats have a slightly different task ahead of them. The Hawks are looking for the next 6’8” underachieving player (Hawks management for some reason has an affinity for them), and the Bobcats are trying to decide which terrible player Michael Jordan will be drafting way too high. My guess is Harrison Barnes, but I’ll actually let Jordan make his bad draft pick before I proceed to bashing him for it. Stay tuned, that will probably be the topic of my July 1^st entry.

The NBA draft is designed to help bad teams improve quickly in order to theoretically give every team a chance to compete for championships. From 1966 to 1985 the draft order in the NBA was simply determined by each team’s record in the previous season. The worst team would pick first, and the rest of the teams would continue to pick in that order. In 1984 many teams complained that their opponents were tanking games in order to win the draft rights to Hakeem Olajuwon. In response to these complaints the NBA introduced a lottery system, which would have a long lasting impact. The first NBA lottery was held in 1985. Although 162 players were ultimately selected in the then seven round draft, there was one player that every team coveted. If you’re thinking former Hawks great John Koncak, you are incorrect. The player that I am speaking of is Hall of Fame Center, Patrick Ewing.

If the draft lottery had not been instituted, Ewing would have most certainly been drafted by the Indiana Pacers or Golden State Warriors (since they tied for the league’s worst record, a coin flip would have taken place to decide which team would pick first). However, now that there was a lottery, each non-playoff team would have an equal chance of winning Ewing’s services. Everyone who follows the league knows that the NBA benefits when the Celtics, Lakers, and Knicks are good. These are the country’s largest media markets, and are all cities with diverse ethnic populations, which allow the game to be marketed globally as well. In 1984 the Celtics and Lakers won 63 and 62 games respectively, so they were both obviously in good shape. That left the Knicks as the league’s only cornerstone franchise that was not relevant. That left David Stern with a decision to make. Should he allow the lottery to actually determine the draft order, or should he use the lottery for its originally intended purpose? That intended purpose is to allow the commissioner to simply place the top pick in the city of his choosing. Obviously he chose to make the Knicks relevant. So what if it was at the expense of fans in the farmlands of America. Oh, and by the way the commish wasn’t very fond of the bay area either. Although Ewing never brought a championship to the big apple, he (Commissioner Stern) did make sure that the Knicks contenders for the next decade and a half.

This brings us to 2003, when another can’t miss prospect was set to arrive to the NBA. His name is LeBron James. You may have heard of him, he’s turned out to be a pretty decent player. The arrival of LeBron forced Stern to have to make yet another tough decision. Just like in 1985, the Celtics and Lakers were both playoff teams, so there was no way for him to hand him over to them. However, the Knicks were bad once again. He could toss New York yet another bone, or he could create the feel-good story of the year, by making James a member of his hometown team. Stern is a smart man, and he knew that the conspiracy theorists would have gone crazy if he gave the Knicks another can’t miss prospect. Therefore, he did the smart thing and sent him to Cleveland. Within three years, the Cavaliers were must see television and dominating the NBA’s national television coverage. It was a match made in heaven. The hometown prep star leading the hometown team back to prominence. It had all the makings of an ABC Family Channel movie. That is until he decided to "take his talents to South Beach."

Now to this year’s can’t miss prospect, Anthony Davis. Davis is easily the best big-man prospect since Dwight Howard entered the league in 2004. Whichever team gets him is going to instantly become competitive. Since the Celtics, Lakers, and Knicks were all playoff teams this season, Commissioner Stern can send Davis to any team that he pleases. Conventional wisdom would say that Stern would ensure that the Charlotte Bobcats would win the lottery. They were after all the worst team in NBA history (by winning %) this past season, and one would think that Stern owes team owner Michael Jordan a favor for single-handedly growing the league beyond what anyone could imagine during his playing days. Under normal circumstances, Jordan would’ve most certainly been awarded Davis. However, these were not normal circumstances for the New Orleans Hornets or the NBA.

In 2010, then Hornet’s owners George Shinn and Gary Chouest wanted to sell the team. Since no buyer could be found, The NBA was forced to purchase the team. Therefore the league has owned the team for nearly a year and a half. They were insistent on finding an owner who would purchase the team and keep it in New Orleans. The NBA was unsuccessful in its quest until April when New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson purchased the Hornets as well. It was reported that Benson paid approximately $338 million for the team. However, I firmly believe (just my opinion, since I have no proof), that $338 million didn’t just get Benson the Hornets, but it also got him the first overall pick in the 2012 NBA draft.

Think about it. Even if Benson isn’t much of a college basketball fan, I’m pretty sure that he saw Anthony Davis play in the Final Four because it took place in the very same building that Benson’s NFL team calls home. A little over a week after Davis dominated the competition at the college level, in New Orleans, Benson agrees to take the Hornets off the NBA’s hands. The NBA has finally found an owner that will keep the Hornets in New Orleans, and in return Benson has a franchise player to replace Chris Paul on billboards all over the city.

The initial intent of the draft lottery was honorable. It was put into place to protect the integrity of the game. However, it is now being used as a vehicle for the commissioner to place future stars wherever he pleases. I’m sure it was also the luck of the draw that the Chicago Bulls just so happened to win the lottery when hometown hero Derrick Rose was the obvious selection. The lottery has protected the integrity of the game by taking away the incentive for teams to purposely lose games in order to get the first pick. However, the lottery has created a new problem, as I, along with many others are questioning the integrity of the commissioner.

Since there are only five players on the basketball court at a time for each team, one player makes a difference in the NBA more so than in any other sport. A strategically placed superstar player really affects the balance of power throughout the entire league. It’s time for the NBA to get rid of the draft lottery and simply go back to awarding the worst team the first pick in the draft and the rest of the draft order should fall accordingly. Will this cause teams to intentionally lose games to get a better draft pick? Of course it will, but I’d rather see everything decided on the basketball court than have the commissioner treat the entire league like his personal chess game.

As Kanye West famously said, “No one man should have all that power.” (Actually Kanye stole that line from a famous and historic movie which was based on a true story. I challenge anyone reading this to name that movie.) David Stern has too much power, and it’s about time that some of it is taken away from him.

And Now for my Baller & Scrub of the Week!

Baller: Rajon Rondo – The best point guard in the NBA lit up the Heat for 44 points, 10 assists, and 8 rebounds in a LOSING effort in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Let’s be honest, Rondo is holding this old and battered Celtics team together and he has led them to a place where they really have no business being. Paul Pierce is “injured”, or at least that’s what he says, but I never believe him because he is the biggest drama queen in the NBA. Ray Allen is playing like Trajan Langdon, Avery Bradley is legitimately injured, and there really aren’t many reliable options on the Boston bench. Thankfully Garnett is playing like its 2005, because he and Rondo are pretty much all the Celtics have. As you all know, I’m a Celtics fan, so I am obviously pulling for them to not only win this series, but also the championship. Anything less would be a disappointment. However, no matter how this season ends, we must all tip our hats to Rondo, Garnett, and Doc Rivers. These three men have somehow led the Celtics further than they had any business going this season.

Check out this hilarious Kevin Garnett video, simply because I think it’s funny:

Scrub: The Referees in the Eastern Conference Finals – I won’t go into too much detail because I don’t want to get fined by the league, but let’s just say this has been the worst officiated playoff series that I have ever seen in my life. I’ve seen technical fouls called for reasons that I haven’t figured out. I’ve seen clear path fouls called just because the referee wanted to know what it felt like to call one. I’ve also seen LeBron be put into a bear hug, Rondo get slapped in the face like he owes his pimp some money, and Garnett get kicked in the knee like he was in an MMA fight. Oh yeah, and none of these things were considered fouls by this top notch group. All I want to see is a series that is decided by the players on the court and not the referees, like the Kings-Lakers series of 2007 (Yeah, I said it!). It has long been believed that NBA games are fixed. I hope this isn’t the case, but if it is, at least try to make it less obvious.

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HE’S STILL IN THE LEAGUE?!

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A few weeks ago, I was relaxing at home and watching the Mavericks vs Thunder playoff game. I knew what the outcome of the game would be before it even started, but I decided to watch anyway for entertainment purposes. Good thing I did, because while watching that game I saw what turned out to be the inspiration of this column. Dirk Nowitzki hit a big shot, and OKC immediately called a time out. While the Mavericks made their way to the bench, the television camera caught a glimpse of a Maverick benchwarmer jumping up and rushing to the court to give his teammates some “dap”. That uber-excited benchwarmer was none other than BRIAN FREAKIN CARDINAL. Upon seeing him, I uttered five words to myself in disbelief, “He’s still in the league?!”

That’s right, Brian Cardinal has somehow managed to steal money from NBA franchises for 12 SEASONS! I am aware of the fact that Brian Cardinal is not a household name, so I will let you know why the fact that he’s still in the NBA has me completely dumbfounded. Over his 12 year career, Brian has averaged a whopping 4.6 points per game. Now I know that scoring is not the only way that a player can help his team win games. For instance, rebounding, assists, steals, and blocked shots also contribute to a team’s success on the basketball court. Along with his 4.6 points, Cardinal has also contributed 2.3 rebounds, 1.0 assist (notice I didn’t even have to make the word “assist” plural), 0.6 steal, and 0.2 blocked shot per game. Basically Brian has been a non-factor his entire career, yet he has still managed to hang around the league for 12 seasons. Oh, and there’s one other thing that I would like to mention about Mr. Cardinal. He has been paid approximately $39 million for his contributions to the NBA. My wife is always talking about how public education needs to be improved in this country. Just think of what a $39 million cash infusion could do for one of the many struggling school districts across the country. Instead it was given to Brian Cardinal.

I’m just getting started, there’s more….

Jerry Stackhouse picked the Miami Heat to win the NBA championship as the playoffs were starting. On the surface, that sounds fairly harmless, right? Well, there was a major problem with that statement. JERRY STACKHOUSE PLAYS FOR THE ATLANTA HAWKS! Don’t get me wrong, I live in Atlanta, and I know that the Hawks had an absolute 0% chance of winning the NBA championship this year. I can say that because I am a full-time engineer and a part-time sportswriter, not a member of the team. A Hawks player is not allowed to pick another team to win the championship while they are still alive in the playoffs. Upon hearing Stackhouse’s comments, most people in Atlanta were wondering why he would dismiss the possibility of his team winning it all. I had a better question, why is he still in the NBA? Jerry Stackhouse hasn’t been a relevant NBA player since 2007, yet he has still managed to hang around and wear an NBA issued warm-up suit to work every day.

Since Stackhouse picked the Heat to win the title, I may as well mention the player on their roster that makes you ask the question, “He’s still in the league?” That player is none other than Juwan Howard. Juwan was a member of the famed Fab 5 at Michigan, which some people reading this may be too young to even remember. Howard then entered the NBA in 1994. Let’s take a look back at the year 1994. Bill Clinton was in his first term in the White House. Three classic rap albums debuted in 1994, they were “Southernplaylisticcadillacmuzik” by Outkast, “Ready to Die” by the Notorious B.I.G, and “Illmatic” by Nas. All three of these albums are in the unofficial hip-hop hall of fame, and all three are definitely considered old school at this point. At this point in his career teams don’t expect much from Howard, but to his credit he is always ready when called up to grab a couple of rebounds and play better defense than Jamal Crawford when he is needed to give a front-court player a quick breather.

Now let’s get to my personal favorite, Brian Scalabrine. Or as I like to call him, “The Human Victory Cigar.” I have bestowed upon him this nickname for the simple fact that he never plays until either his team has put the game out of hand or their opponent has blown them out. Before I go any further, I must first apologize to Brian Cardinal for making him seem like the ultimate scrub earlier in this column. That title rightfully goes to Brian Scalabrine. Unfortunately for Cardinal, I wrote his section first, so he had to catch the brunt of my sarcasm. When compared to Scalabrine, Cardinal looks like an All-NBA performer. Over the course of his career, Scalabrine has averaged 3.1 points, 2.0 rebounds, 0.8 assist, 0.3 steal, and 0.2 block. Althought these numbers are terrible, I can say one thing with certainty about Scalabrine. He is consistent. In his best season ever, he only averaged 6.1 points. Every other year he has stayed between 1 and 4 points per game. Scalabrine must have carried groceries for old ladies and been a crossing-guard for pre-school children in his former life, because he has definitely been smiled upon in this one. For his miniscule contributions to the game, Scalabrine has been paid over $20 million and has lasted 11 NBA seasons. Go figure!

These are not the only players that you will be shocked find out are still in the league. These are only players that have managed to steal money from playoff teams. There is also Tony Battie in Philadelphia, who played the role of designated rebounder for those Celtic teams that featured the two biggest ball hogs in NBA history (Paul Pierce and Antoine Walker). Then there’s Jamaal Tinsley. You may remember him, he was the point guard of the Pacers during the Ron Artest (before the name change) and Jermaine O’neal (before the knee surgeries) era. Tinsley was a good player, who somehow ended up out of the league last season. This season he is back as the backup point guard in Utah. Since Utah doesn’t play many nationally televised games, the casual fan may have been shocked to see him back on the court when the playoffs begun.

Although I know it is indeed a fact, and that I wrote about it above, I’m still in shock that Brian Scalabrine is still in the league. Somewhere Mateen Cleaves is shouting, “WHY NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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WINNERS OF THE GAME OF LIFE

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“You win some and you lose some.” That’s a phrase that we often hear when someone is putting something that occurred in their life into perspective. I find that phrase interesting because it implies that life is a game that you can either win or lose. If that’s the case, we must all assess our life’s scoreboard and determine if we are currently ahead or behind in the game. Go ahead and take a minute to do that. If you feel like you are winning, please continue reading this entry and find out about life’s biggest winners. If by chance, you feel like you are behind right now, the rest of this entry will certainly give you hope for a second half comeback. I mean if these people are winning, I really don’t see any reason why you can’t also.

Personally I feel as though my life is pretty good, so I don’t have any complaints. I feel like I have a comfortable lead on the scoreboard and should be able to maintain it as long as I don’t put JR Smith (the modern day John Starks) in the game and let him shoot me out of contention. Although I feel good about my current position in the game, I know that there are some that have a more comfortable lead than I have. Those are the people that I will be talking about below. Since this is a sports themed blog, they will all come from the world of sports. Without further ado, I present to you the people that you should all hate because they are doing better than the rest of us, yet no one can explain why.

When I came up with the idea for this entry, I decided to enlist the help of my friends to come up with people who have basically kicked life’s a$$ and become the ultimate winners in the game of life. I must say, my friends are just as sarcastic and snarky as I am because they came through with some great ones. Some of which made the final cut. So shout out to all of you for your help with this entry!

Before I get into the individuals that made the list, I must first acknowledge an entire job classification. If you hold this job that pays from the mid-six figures to the low seven figures, you are truly winning. You get paid a princely sum to basically be a glorified office supplies manager. That job my friends, is the THIRD STRING NFL QUARTERBACK! The job description of the Third String NFL Quarterback is as follows:

Looking for an organized individual with some college football experience. Primary responsibilities include making photocopies of the starting quarterback’s playbook so that he will readily have a replacement available when he loses his, making sure that the quarterback meeting room is stocked with highlighters, dry erase markers, and note cards, and ensuring that the lunch order is successfully delivered to the intern. An applicant with a degree in psychology is desired because he will be able to listen to all of the whining and complaining that the starting quarterback does about the offensive coordinator. The candidate must also be self-motivated because he will receive 0 snaps in practice, because quite frankly no one cares about him being ready to play. Therefore he must be able to learn all of the running plays in the playbook on his own, so that he is prepared to hand the ball off as many times as necessary in the event that the two quarterbacks that we actually pay to throw the football are injured. A squeaky clean image and background is also required for this position, because the last thing we need is a scrub that never plays getting into trouble off the field and bringing negative press to our organization and the league. Finally, candidates with previous baseball experience at any level above little league will be given preference because they historically wear a baseball cap better than those with no baseball experience.

To be honest, this may be the best job in sports. If not it’s a close second to whatever is. Therefore all of the people fortunate enough to earn their living in this capacity, are truly winners in the game of life.

Now to the individuals that show us that our lives aren’t that good after all. Especially when compared to theirs.

Since I’ve lived my entire life in Atlanta, I think it’s only fair to start with people affiliated with my once beloved Atlanta Hawks. I know, I know, all of you think that I am about to talk about Joe Johnson here, and you are correct. I will get to Joe in a minute, but first we must discuss the ULTIMATE WINNER IN THE GAME OF LIFE, SHELDON WILLIAMS! Sheldon played his college basketball at Duke, which pretty much means that he was a system player with inflated numbers, as all Duke players not named Grant Hill were. For some reason in 2006, then Hawks general manager Billy Knight decided that Sheldon Williams should be the FIFTH PLAYER SELECTED IN THE NBA DRAFT! It was bad enough that the Hawks picked Sheldon, but the fact that there was no mystery around the pick made it worse. The fact that Williams would be the Hawks’ pick leaked days before the draft, so no one was surprised when it was finally announced on draft night, and even fewer people were surprised when he was a bust! To put in perspective how far back this decision set the Hawks franchise, we must remember two things. First there is the fact that the previous year, Knight chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and Derron Williams. Obviously that didn’t work out. Then Sheldon Williams was chosen over the likes of Rudy Gay and Rajon Rondo. And to think, Knight was shocked when he was fired as the Hawks’ GM.

Some people who aren’t familiar with Sheldon Williams are reading this and thinking, “He was a bust as a top five NBA pick, that must have been pretty tough to deal with. How does that make him a winner at the game of life?” Now I will answer that question. Most people who are as bad as Williams is at basketball (career numbers of 4.5 points and 4.3 rebounds per game) don’t last very long in the league. However, Williams has not only lasted, but he has managed to make over $12 million dollars in six short years. Oh, it gets better. He has certainly outkicked his coverage when it comes to the woman that he miraculously convinced to marry him. I’m not here to talk about how Williams looks (although he is definitely the starting power-forward on the All-Ugly NBA team), but it’s safe to say that a career as a Sean Jean model is not in his future. Yet somehow, he managed to get Candice Parker. Don’t get me wrong, Parker will never be confused for Paula Patton, but in her world of 6’4” WNBA players she is pretty much the equivalent of Beyonce. We must give props to Sheldon Williams because an over-drafted, terrible NBA player that may have been the inspiration for Shrek, has managed to hang around in the league for six seasons (so far), make more money than most people will ever see in their lifetime, and marry a women that is so far out of his league that even he must be surprised that she said yes. More power to you brother. You have definitely won the game of life.

This brings us to Williams’ former teammate and current holder of the title of “The Most Overpaid Player in the NBA,” Joe Johnson. Joe Johnson has never taken the Hawks past the second round of the Eastern Conference playoffs. Joe Johnson is a career 17 points per game playoff performer (which is lower than his career regular season average). Joe Johnson was paid over $18 million this season (actually he received a prorated amount of that total due to the lockout, but that’s not important in this context). That’s outrageous, right? On the surface it is, but once you look further into his contract you will see that he was a relative bargain this season. Over the next four years, Johnson will earn salaries of approximately $20 million, $21 million, $23 million, and $25 million. The fact that LeBron, Wade, and Bosh will all be making less over the same period of time makes it fair to say that Joe is definitely winning the game of life.

Before I leave the NBA, I must talk about my fellow Georgia native, Kwame Brown. Can you imagine the feeling of being chosen as the first pick in the draft by His Airness, Michael Jordan? That has to be like being an unsigned rapper and Dr. Dre decides to give you a free track and Jay Z goes ahead and gives you a sixteen on top of that. A co-sign by such legends would really validate all of your hard work leading up to that point. The fact that Michael Jordan made Kwame Brown the first pick of the 2001 NBA Draft had to make Brown feel as though he was on his way to a Hall of Fame career. I mean if MJ thinks, you can play, you must really be good (I’m sure Adam Morrison agrees with that). Kwame’s career has been abysmal up to this point, except for his stellar 2003-2004 season (I say that tongue in cheek) when he averaged a career best 11 points and 7 rebounds per game. Since that was his third year in the league, many saw that season as the beginning of his breakout. They were wrong. It was an aberration, That was as good as it got. However, Kwame must thank his parents daily for giving him the tall gene. Simply because he is 6’11” and is coordinated enough to run up and down a basketball court without routinely tripping over his own feet, Brown has made a whopping $58 million dollars in the NBA. This total includes the nearly $7 million that Golden State paid him this season after he had spent the previous 10 years of his life convincing the entire league that he absolutely sucked! I guess their scouts saw something that no one else saw. No scratch that last sentence, what I meant to say was, I GUESS THEY HAVE BAD SCOUTS! Kwame Brown may not have figured out how to be a great basketball player, but he has certainly found the cheat code to win at the game of life.

Everyone who knows me, is probably thinking, “I know Tim Tebow is going to be on this list.” They’re probably thinking this because they know how I feel about Tim Tebow. But to be quite honest, mentioning Tebow in this entry would really be too easy. Luckily for you, I don’t care. You had to know that I couldn’t pass up a chance to talk about the guy who has yet to master the art of the forward pass, yet somehow became a starting NFL quarterback. Not only has Tebow managed to become a NFL starter, he has had the most fortunate things happen to him when he is on the field that make it seem (to those that don’t really know football) that he is actually a good player. Last season Tim Tebow somehow managed to lead the Broncos to the playoffs. They even managed to win a game once they got there. In order for him and the Broncos to be successful last season all of the following things needed to take place, and did:

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• Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber stupidly ran out of bounds to stop the clock late in the fourth quarter of a game that the Bears would have won, had Barber simply allowed himself to be tackled in bounds and run out the clock.
• New York Jets safety Eric Smith over-pursued on a play where his assignment was to keep backside contain, and allowed Tebow to get outside and run for a touchdown.
• The Oakland Raiders lose to the San Diego Chargers in the final week of the season. A game that would have put them into the playoffs over the Broncos.
• Pittsburgh Safety Ryan Clark misses the playoff game in Denver because he cannot play at the high altitudes in Denver because of a medical condition. In his absence Demaryius Thomas was able to beat the Pittsburgh secondary like a drum on his way to a career   day.   

The fact is that all of these things happened and the Broncos did have a small amount of success with Tebow at the helm. Although Tebow was unceremoniously kicked out the door by the arrival of Peyton Manning, he found a soft landing spot. He was traded to the New York Jets, who currently have the equally terrible Mark Sanchez at quarterback. Therefore it’s a pretty good chance that he will beat out Sanchez at some point during this season and once again become a starting NFL quarterback. Yet, he still hasn’t learned to throw the forward pass. That’s basically the equivalent of someone becoming a doctor, yet they don’t know how to interpret a blood pressure reading. I wouldn’t want that person to be my doctor and I wouldn’t want Tebow quarterbacking my favorite NFL team. Yet, there he is defying all odds and winning the game of life. Good for him. Bad for Jets fans, but good for him.

Finally we have everyone’s favorite football executive, Matt Millen. As an NFL player, Matt Millen won four Super Bowls. After his playing career, Millen went into broadcasting. He was successful in that realm and was widely considered as a rising star. For some strange reason, Millen thought that he would be a good front office decision maker for an NFL franchise. Boy was he wrong! In 2001 Millen became the CEO of the Detroit Lions. This job also included the football decision making duties that are usually held by a general manager. Upon taking the job in 2001, Millen’s Lions went 2-14. No sweat this was just his first year in charge. The fact that they were 9-7 the year before he took the job isn’t important. He was going to tear this thing down and build it back up the right way. In the 2002 season, the Lions made significant improvement and finished with a record of 3-13. Alright, so now Millen has had two seasons to get everything in place for the Lions to regularly compete for playoff spots. Of course 2003 was going to be their year. They finished 5-11. Guess what, Millen still has a job because he is pointing to steady improvement (from 2 to 5 wins) as evidence that he has the franchise pointed in the right direction. It didn’t get much better over the remaining four years of his tenure. Over the course of his seven years with the team, the Lions amassed a record of 31 wins and 81 losses. While with the Lions, Matt was responsible for the drafting of such stud players as Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers, and Mike Williams. With first round draft choices like those, is anyone surprised that the Lions were terrible during Millen’s tenure. Although he got out in time, Millen’s spectacular draft acumen laid the groundwork for Detroit’s historical 0-16 season in 2008. Looking at how bad he was as an executive you would think that it would suck to be Matt Millen. If you feel that way, you are sadly mistaken because not only was Millen able to keep the position in which he was historically bad, but the Lions paid him $50 million to run their franchise into the ground. You may want to take a pause and get a drink of water to let that sink in for a minute.

Thanks to the Lions’ ownership, Matt Millen is indeed a winner at the game of life.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY:

Instead of the usual lighthearted “Baller & Scrub of the Week” section that I usually close out each blog entry with, I would like to use this space to talk about what has been going on lately in my beloved NFL. As you all know by now, future hall of fame linebacker Junior Seau, recently took his own life. It has been widely speculated that brain trauma that occurred during his 20 year NFL career led to his decision to commit suicide. At this point, that is only speculation, because no one has studied his brain as of yet. Upon hearing of his death many NFL players have been thinking about their own mortality and the quality of life that they will be able to enjoy once the cheering stops and they are forced to join the real world with the rest of us.

Over the past two weeks, three players have decided to quit the game over concerns of suffering concussions and the lasting affect that they can have on the rest of their lives. Granted, none of these players are household names (two were undrafted rookies and one was an offensive lineman earning the veteran’s minimum), and no team will be holding a ceremony to retire their jerseys, but they are the first sign that players are starting to really ask themselves if it’s really worth it. For stars such as Michael Vick, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Calvin Johnson, and Larry Fitzgerald, the financial rewards for playing the game are so astronomical that they will have to be knocked out of the game before they decide to walk away by their own free will. Unfortunately for football players, the majority of them will never earn that type of contract, so they have to really think long and hard about the ramifications of their chosen profession.

I am the biggest NFL fan that I know, and I have long admitted to being the ultimate football hypocrite. As much as I love the game, I have never played it and I would NEVER let my child play it. I have always played a variety of sports throughout my life, so I understand the bumps and bruises that come with athletic competition. However, the types of injuries that you can get playing a game as violent as football simply aren’t natural. Football is one of the few remaining gladiator sports. It isn’t a contact sport, it’s a COLLISION sport. Every Sunday when a player fastens his chin strap, he is willingly going on the field to experience the equivalent of a car accident as many times as necessary to get the job done.

I freely admit that I would rather do what I do for a living for the money that I make, than play in the NFL for the money that they make. Unfortunately for the future of the NFL more and more people are beginning to think like me. First we have professional athletes quitting the sport. This will have both a trickle down and trickle up affect. The trickle down affect will be caused by the fact that parents are simply finding that the sport is unsafe and are starting to prevent their kids from playing it. This will undoubtedly affect the talent pool of people that the NFL draws upon. Granted, that affect won’t be felt for twenty years or more, but the talent drain has begun. The trickle up affect is caused by the fact that some players are going to start voluntarily ending their careers earlier than usual in order to minimize the number of collisions they put their bodies through. Take Keyshawn Johnson for instance. He played 11 seasons and remained relatively healthy throughout. Although he was still extremely productive in his 11^th season, he decided to count his blessings for his good health and move on with his life.

Like it or not the NFL has to change. The change has already begun with the new rules changes that are aimed at reducing the number of headshots that players take over the course of a game, and the force with which defensive players can tackle. Many people see this as making the game soft. I whole-heartedly agree with them. However, we as fans have two options. We can either embrace the kinder, gentler NFL or we can simply stop watching. The NFL has no choice in the matter because the lawsuits that they are facing from retired players are getting big enough to financially cripple the league if successful.

The NFL as we know it is about to change. The sport is simply too dangerous. The question facing Commissioner Goodell and the league’s owners is, will anyone watch?   

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NOBODY’S PERFECT

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This has been by far one of the worst NBA regular seasons that I have ever seen. Due to the lockout, the NBA was forced to compress its season and squeeze 66 games into a four-month time span. As a result, teams have been forced to sometimes play three games in three nights. This has had an adverse affect on the quality of play. Injuries have increased due to the lack of recovery time between games, which forced a lot of players to miss a significant number of games. Coaches have also been resting star players more than usual in order to have them fresh and healthy going into the playoffs. This year the top teams have used the regular season to simply get in shape and fine tune their games for a playoff run. The general feeling coming into the season was that playoff seeding wasn’t important, teams simply wanted to get there in one piece. Once the playoffs begin they will be willing to take their chances on the road as long as they are equipped with a full complement of healthy players.

As we enter the month of May, it is time to see which team will peak at the right time and make a run at the championship. As we know, 16 teams make the playoffs in the NBA (8 in the East and 8 in the West). This is definitely too many teams, but that isn’t the point of this entry. (However, I did write a column about that for www.dailyshootout.com that will be available for you to enjoy some time this weekend. I will tweet the link once it’s available.) This season, of the 16 teams that qualified, I would say that six or seven are legitimate title contenders. The rest are simply increasing their cardio in preparation for next season. Looking at the playoff field, we all have our favorites to make it to the Finals. However, no team is perfect entering the playoffs.

**Before I get started discussing the legitimate playoff teams, I would like to make one blanket statement that will upset and/or offend the fans of several teams at once.**

This goes out to the fans in Orlando, Philadelphia, and Utah. Your teams have absolutely no chance of winning a playoff series this year. There is really no reason to go to the arena or tune in on television, unless you want to watch their opponents skillfully dissect them and extract them fro mthe postseason. To the players on those teams, I’m OK with you mailing it in; playing hard will only delay the inevitable. Just think, if you play hard and catch your opponent on an off night, you will do nothing more than tease you fans with a meaningless victory that will lead to absolutely nothing. So go ahead and give a half-hearted effort and go through the motions. Don’t worry, if the fans start to get mad at you, just tell them I said it was OK.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s take a look at the other thirteen teams that actually have a chance to win a series or two, or three, or possibly four: Although they all look great on paper and in the eyes of their fans, every team entering the playoffs has a flaw that if exploited will bring their season to an abrupt end. Let’s take a look at them:

Chicago Bulls: Derrick Rose please give me a call, I want to introduce you to this dude that plays in Miami. His name is LeBron James, you may have heard of him. He’s the guy that will be guarding you if you so happen to face off in the Eastern Conference Finals. That my friend, will be a bad matchup for you. The Bulls are a team that plays hard every night. They finished the regular season with the best record in the NBA simply because they are a talented team that never takes a night off, which is rare in today’s NBA. However, the playoffs are not the regular season. The Bulls simply don’t have enough cumulative talent to win a title. They will easily win their first round series, but they will have a tough matchup in the second round if they face the Celtics. If they happen to get past them, the Heat will be waiting. Derrick Rose is great, and several of their other players are good. But they simply will not match up well against the other top teams in the East in a series where there are days off between games and they can focus all of their efforts and energy into stopping Derrick Rose. The Bulls have had a great season, and they will make a nice little playoff run, but they really don’t have a chance at winning the championship this year.

San Antonio Spurs: Somehow, someway, the old guys that meet every Thursday at 10am to play pickup basketball have managed to have the best record in the West. However, the experience that they used to navigate the regular season successfully can quickly turn into the age that will get them eliminated by a younger and more athletic team. Teams like the Lakers and Clippers will pose all types of problems for the Spurs with their young and athletic front lines. Seeing as how this is 2012 and not 2005, I think Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, Pau Gasol, and Andrew Bynum are salivating at the opportunity to potentially face the undersized DuJuan Blair and a 36 year old Tim Duncan.

Miami Heat: Players one through three on Miami’s roster may be the best trio in the NBA, but players four through 12 aren’t much better than the Toronto Raptors. If Bosh, Wade, and James dominate, Miami will be the prohibitive favorite entering the playoffs. On the other hand, if James disappears and Bosh doesn’t play tougher than a 12 year old girl holding a baby-doll, Wade alone will not be enough to will them to a title. It’s put up or shut up time for the Heat, meaning that this is about the time that LeBron James starts playing like Marvin Williams and the Heat solidify themselves as the NBA version of the New York Jets—all talk.

Oklahoma City Thunder: The Thunder are a terrific team that many feel should win the West. They have a very good chance of winning the West, as long as their one glaring flaw is not exploited by an intelligent and capable opponent. The Thunder are strictly a jump shooting team. They do not have any thing that could potentially pass for a low post scorer. They run all of their plays to get jump shots for Durant, Westbrook, or Harden. This is a great strategy when their shots are falling. However, when their shots are off, things can get about as ugly as Sam Cassell. Playoff games are played at a slower pace than regular season games and a lot of focus is put on defense and half-court offense. At some point during the playoffs, a team is going to slow the game down and defend their jumpers very well. At that point OKC will be forced to manufacture points in the paint. Don’t get me wrong, Kendrick Perkins and Serge Ibaka are both very effective in their roles. Ibaka is the help side post defender and Perkins is the designated poster boy (shoutout to Blake Griffin). However their post games are about as developed as Waka Flaka Flame’s lyrical skills. The bottom line is that it’s hard to win a championship shooting jumpers; whether OKC can do it remains to be seen.

Indiana Pacers: The Pacers have a nice collection of talent. They are good at all five positions, but aren’t great anywhere on the floor. They are a very well coached team that gives maximum effort. However, you need a superstar to win in the playoffs, and they simply don’t have one.Paul George, Danny Grainger, and David West are all very good players. However, after they sweep the Howard-less Magic in the first round, they will be matched up against Wade, Bosh, and James. That’s where their lack of superior individual talent will become evident. It’s been a nice season but they simply don’t have the alpha male needed to win big in the playoffs.

LA Lakers: The Lakers have two concerns entering the playoffs. Kobe Bryant’s health and Mike Brown’s offensive playbook. We don’t know if Kobe is healthy, but even if he isn’t we all know that he will play well. Now to Brown, whose offensive playbook is about as thick as the “Clifford the Big Red Dog” books that I used to enjoy as a kid. Come to think of it, it’s so simpe that I wouldn’t be surprised if it was illustrated by the same person. For those of you that haven’t been paying attention, Mike Brown is the guy who coached Cleveland and called “LeBron top of the key isolation” about 937 consecutive times in a playoff series. I’m sure Kobe can’t wait to play the LeBron position on that play. If that happens, the Lakers will have the opportunity to watch the more innovative offenses in the league advance in the playoffs from the comfort of their homes.

Boston Celtics: This season Doc Rivers has proven that he can flat out coach his a$$ off. He has somehow turned this oft-injured team of senior citizens into legitimate championship contenders. As a matter of fact, the C’s are peaking at the right time. They have the best record in the entire NBA since the All-star break. The way the playoffs are setting up they will face Chicago in the second round instead of Miami. That is, if they get past the Hawks. Rajon Rondo is by far their best player, and the best point guard in the entire league. Moving Ray Allen to the sixth man role and Kevin Garnett to center have also proved to be brilliant moves. However, they are still OLD and lack a consistent clutch playoff scorer outside of the biggest crybaby in the NBA (Paul Pierce). Ray Allen’s health is also a bit of a concern. In order to win the title this year, Allen has to be completely healthy and on his game. Can the Celtics defy their age and make another title run? Yes! That is, if they can stay healthy.

Memphis Grizzlies: This team’s post-season chances will be determined by team chemistry. Zach Randolph returned from injury late in the season and Gilbert Arenas was a late season acquisition. If they can blend into a team that was good without them, they will definitely play a big part in taking the Grizzlies to the next level. This is a really good team that is good enough to win the West, provided that they prove to be alchemists and their chemistry experiment turns to gold instead of spontaneously combusting.

Atlanta Hawks: For my money, Jeff Teague should win the Most Improved Player award this season. He has developed into a mid-level starting point guard and he is still getting better. He even has an outside chance of developing into an All-star one day. Josh Smith has played like a man possessed this season. Truthfully, the team really hasn’t missed Al Horford at all, at least in the regular season. But now the playoffs start, where half court basketball and post-play is at a premium. The Hawks will definitely miss Horford if he is unable to play in the playoffs. The Hawks are a good team, but they have too many flaws to be a serious contender. Like LeBron James, Joe Johnson runs and hides when he has to make important plays on the big stage. The get-along gang that have been used at center (Zaza Pachulia, Jason Collins, and Eric Dampier) in Horford’s absence simply aren’t good enough. Then there’s the bench. When Teague, Johnson, and Smith need a breather they will be replaced with the likes of Jerry Stackhouse, Willie Green, Tracy McGrady, and Jannero Pargo. Need I say more?

Los Angeles Clippers: The loss of Chauncey Billups really hurt the Clippers. However, this is still a very good team. Chris Paul is almost as good as it gets at the point. Then there’s Blake Griffin, aka Kendrick Perkins Sr. (Yes I’m calling him Kendrick’s daddy). This is a young athletic team that is going to be a problem in the playoffs. However they have two glaring holes. Their bench is less than spectacular, and they are a REALLY BAD free throw shooting team. As a team, they only make 68% of their free throws. Their inside duo of Blake Griffin & DeAndre Jordan are each shooting 52% from the foul line. At this point, Shaq could probably help them improve their free throws. As I mentioned earlier, in the playoffs, the game slows down and teams generally don’t allow easy dunks and layups. This means that Griffin and Jordan will probably be attempting quite a few foul shots. Therefore, Habitat for Humanity should have someone at the games to catch all of their bricks and put them to good use by building homes for deserving families.

New York Knicks: It feels like this team has played three different seasons in this short 66 game schedule. First there was the season in which they sucked, then there was the season of “Linsanity,” and they just finished the Carmelo Anthony is an unstoppable offensive force season. Mike D’Antoni has been replaced by Mike Woodson; under Woodson they have played a lot better and would be a real threat in the playoffs if they didn’t have to open with Miami. Entering the playoffs, the Knicks have one glaring hole that will be exploited by any team that they face. They will start either Baron Davis or Mike Bibby at point guard. These guys have taken robbery to a whole new level. These are two players who have no business still being in the NBA. They are both offensive and defensive liabilities primarily due to health and laziness in Davis’ case and age in the case of Bibby. My only question is, “Do they show up in a mask and gloves to pick up their paychecks?” Since they have stolen a couple of million dollars hanging out with the team and contributing virtually nothing during the regular season, conventional wisdom would say that they feel obligated to repay the Knicks with great playoff performances. But guess what boys and girls, sense is not common and wisdom is not conventional. Bibby and Davis will give the team nothing and Miami will give them a quick exit. That being said, the LeBron-Carmelo matchup is sure to be a good one (remember LeBron doesn’t morph into Marvin Williams until they get deeper into the playoffs). 

Denver Nuggets: The Nuggets are the very definition of a team. The sum of their parts is much better than their individual pieces. They may even give the Lakers a run for their money in the opening round, especially if Kobe isn’t completely healthy and Bynum decides to shoot threes. They will be fun to watch and are a team that is easy to root for. However, like the Pacers, they lack the superstar that is necessary to win big games in the playoffs. When the game is on the line, they need a guy to step up and make the big play. Unfortunately, that player isn’t on their roster. So unfortunately, they won’t be winning the title this year. Let’s look at the bright side of things, at least they get to wear their really cool uniforms a little while longer. Things could be worse. They could lose in the playoffs and dress like the expansion Raptors. You remember those jerseys. They’re the ones that had the caricature of Chris Bosh on them (during the Vince Carter era).

Dallas Mavericks: What a difference a year makes. The defending champions blazed through the regular season last year, and they are simply using it to prepare for the playoffs this year. I’ve got bad news for the Mavericks and their fans. Last year you were experienced but this year you are just OLD. Yes, the Spurs and Celtics are also old. But they have youth at key positions that will allow them to compete. The Mavericks on the other hand are a year older everywhere. The Mavericks will open the playoffs against the Thunder and I’m guessing that Russell Westbrook will run Jason Kidd directly into retirement.

The bottom line is that no NBA team is perfect. Entering the playoffs, they all have flaws. The key to success is the ability to hide your flaws while exploiting those of your opponents. Sixteen teams are entering the playoffs. Three of them have absolutely no shot. They may as well go chill out and watch the games with Metta World Peace (since he has some time on his hands). The other thirteen will fight like hell for that gold trophy. In the end, the Thunder, Grizzlies, Heat, and Celtics will probably be left fighting for the right to go to the NBA Finals. Like all of the other teams, they have flaws, but I feel as though they will be able to mask them well enough to make it to the conference finals.

No matter who you root for, you will surely want to tune in and enjoy these playoffs. For a basketball fan, this is truly the best time of the year. March Madness is alright, and the NBA regular season provides lots of entertainment. But for a person who loves watching basketball played at its highest level, the NBA playoffs are heaven on earth. Will LeBron finally get his first ring? Will the pride and heart of the Celtics will them to another title? Will Joe Johnson finally live up to his contract? Will Carmelo Anthony carry the Knicks to places that no one could imagine? Will Amare Stodamire’s hair suddenly get long enough to justify having braids? We may not know the answer to these questions now, but we will by the end of the playoffs. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

And now for my Baller & Scrub of the Week!

Baller: The Minnesota Vikings – Somehow the Vikings convinced the idiots that run the

Cleveland Browns to give them a 4^th, 5^th, and 7^th round pick to move up from the fourth spot to the third spot so that they could draft Trent Richardson. Don’t get me wrong, Richardson was a GREAT college player, and will probably be a GREAT NFL running back. He is by far the best back to enter the league since Adrian Peterson. But to give away three picks to move up one spot to take a player that there was a 0% chance of the team ahead of you taking is flat out STUPID! The Vikings somehow had convinced the Browns that another team was trying to move up into their spot to get Richardson. I seriously doubt that another team was willing to pay to get into the top three to draft a running back, but the Browns believed it. All in all it worked out for everyone. The Browns got the player that they coveted all along and the Vikings had a good laugh in their draft war room at the Browns’ expense.

Scrub: Michael Jordan – I know that it may seem blasphemous to some to call Michael Jordan a SCRUB, but I don’t care. I’m calling a spade a spade. AS AN OWNER MICHAEL JORDAN IS A SCRUB! I’m not going to go into detail about all of the moronic moves that he has made as the owner of the Bobcats (i.e. using a 1^st round draft pick on Adam Morrison) because that would make this already long entry about four pages longer. However, let’s just say that either he doesn’t care or he is incredibly stupid when it comes to making basketball decisions that don’t involve determining his next move while running the triangle offense. The Bobcats are bad, I’m sorry, that’s an understatement. THE BOBCATS ARE HISTORICALLY BAD! (that seems about right). The 2011-2012 Charlotte Bobcats are officially the worst team in NBA history, and they are led by the best player in NBA history. Go Figure! I understand that Jordan isn’t Jerry West or Pat Riley when it comes to making personnel decisions. I could live with the Bobcats not being an elite team, but the WORST EVER?! What happened to Jordan’s competitive fire? There was a time when Michael Jordan would trip up his mother to ensure that he won a race, but now he is simply content to fail. This is unlike Jordan. He is the man that made the NBA what it is today. He is the man that won 6 NBA Championships, 6 NBA Finals MVP’s, and 5 NBA MVP awards. He is also the only person that can force kids to skip school and adults to skip work to buy $200 basketball shoes. He has been successful at everything that he’s done (except hitting a curveball) prior to entering the management side of basketball. What is disturbing is that Jordan actually believes that he is doing a good job, and is committed to the plan that he has in place.

I hate to speak out of turn here, I mean I am just an engineer that enjoys writing about sports in his spare time. I am aware of the fact that Jordan has probably forgotten more about the game of basketball than I may ever actually know about the game of basketball. I get that, but I feel as though I must break the news to him, since no one else will. MIKE, YOUR PLAN IS NOT WORKING! IT’S TIME TO SCRAP IT AND TRY A DIFFERENT ONE! The definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing while expecting different results. I hope Jordan realizes that if he sticks to whatever plan he is currently operating under, that he will officially be considered insane.

If someone told me that I had to either have Gucci Mane perform at my next birthday party or have Michael Jordan own and operate my favorite NBA team, I would honestly ride with Gucci. That’s right, Gucci Mane is a better rapper than Michael Jordan is an owner. That pretty much sums up why I am calling Michael Jordan a SCRUB!




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GOLF IS A TEAM SPORT

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“Who ya got, Tiger or the field?” Believe it or not, this was once a legitimate question to ask going into a golf tournament. Between 1999 and 2009, Tiger was in the prime of his career, and at his best Tiger Woods was Michael Jordan playing on a tour full of Craig Ehlo’s. He had one goal, which was to win every time he stepped foot on the course. Woods was the best thing to happen to golf since the cart was invented. He drew television viewers in numbers never seen before, and his opponents would much rather play “throw-up tackle” with James Harrison then be in the same group as him on a Sunday. Tiger had no equal on the tour and we all knew that he was well on his way to breaking Sam Snead’s record for career PGA Tour wins (82), and also surpassing the 18 majors won by the legendary Jack Nicklaus. In his prime, seeing Tiger Woods in red meant that he was coming to put the finishing touches on yet another victory. Bur now, seeing Tiger in red simply means that his favorite rapper is The Game, or that he roots for the Kansas City Chiefs. My how things have changed.

From 1996 to 2002 Tiger was a person with one singular focus. He ate, slept, and lived golf. Then in 2003, Woods discovered that there was more to life than golf, and decided to get married. Now he would not only be seen as the best golfer in the game, but also a family man. On the surface, it seemed as though he had it all. Little did we know that behind the scenes he REALLY had it all (more on that in a minute). When Tiger decided to get married, many sports fans and talking heads on television wondered aloud if this would hurt his golf game. He had become this great champion with tunnel vision and now there would inevitably be distractions. (Don’t you just love how the fans and the media can decide that athletes shouldn’t have families because it may affect their ability to entertain us?) As it turns out, getting married and having children didn’t hurt Tiger’s game one bit. It was divorce that led to the Tiger Woods who we see today, you know the one that plays like Happy Gilmore.

Tiger is a rare athlete. Most athletes need to completely focus on their craft to reach their maximum level of performance. When boxers approach a fight, their training intensifies and they swear off all distractions, most notably sex. When NBA players are in a playoff series, they are completely focused on the task at hand. This is the one time in the season when the groupies may as well stay home. The fewer the distractions the better. NFL teams when playing in the Super Bowl have strict curfews in the final days leading up to the game to ensure complete focus (Eugene Robinson decided have a little fun and all Falcons fans know how that turned out). Tiger, on the other hand seemed to be at his best when he had female distractions all over the country. In lieu of the fact that his marriage ended due to extramarital affairs (with more women than I would ever think a corny dude like Woods could ever handle at one time), I think it’s safe to assume that he had quite a few women on his “team” before he decided to get married. He was a beast on the course when these “distractions” were in his life. Marriage only made him play better, because now he had the excitement of keeping his “main girl” a.k.a star player/wife happy while juggling all of his bench players. I just hope he didn’t have his wife’s cell number in his cell phone as “Main Girl”. Then sometime around Thanksgiving of 2009, Mrs. Woods realized that Tiger thought that golf was a team sport; judging by his team of women on the side. We all know what happened next, and his marriage ended soon after. During the time when he was trying to save his money, sorry I mean marriage, Tiger cut everyone from the team. Then his wife left him anyway. Now Tiger has no star player and no bench players either. You would think that his golf game would flourish because he had all the time in the world to practice. Yet, inexplicably, it has become average at best.

Every time Tiger hits the fairway with a drive or finishes in the top 10 at some “off-brand” tournament sponsored by some cookie company, the lead story on SportsCenter is, “Is Tiger Back?” The answer is a resounding NO! This may sound bad, but Tiger needs some “distractions” in high heels in his life. Since Tiger is now single, he should go out and hold tryouts for a new team. Maybe this will help him get his mojo back.

There is possibly another factor that has contributed to the decline in Tiger’s game besides a correlating relationship with the amount of numbers in his iPhone. Anthony Galea, a doctor that several elite athletes including Tiger Woods have been linked to, has been investigated for allegedly providing performance enhancing drugs to athletes. I am not a scientist, attorney, or a judge, so I really can’t tell you if Galea actually distributed performance enhancing drugs to Woods or anyone else. However, I do know that Tiger’s body has begun to break down. Particularly the knees. FYI, Barry Bonds also had serious knee problems. This same doctor has also been linked to Alex Rodriguez as well. I’m not connecting the dots, just letting you know that you are staring at a page full of dots.

The chances of Tiger returning to dominance are about as good as the chances that Outkast will drop another album. Face it Tiger fans, IT’S OVER! There was a time when Tiger was the bully on the PGA block. When golfers fortunate enough to be ahead of him on the leader board saw him creeping up on them, they would tuck their chains like Debo was coming. Now, they simply wait for him and go toe to toe with him. Unfortunately for him, lately they have been winning. Tiger has proven that contrary to popular belief, golfers do need a team to be successful. Without his starting lineup and bench, Tiger simply isn’t Tiger. He’s more like  Sergio Garcia.

And now for my Baller & Scrub of the Week….

BALLER – John Calipari & MY KENTUCKY WILDCATS: You had to know this was coming. I am a huge Kentucky fan, and I have enjoyed this college basketball season more than any since 1998 (coincidently the last time that UK won the title prior to this year). This year’s Wildcats were by far the best team in college basketball. It has taken every fiber of my being not to write about them all season long. I simply wanted to enjoy and savor what I knew would be a special season. Congrats to the Cats and I can’t wait for next season when the next crop of legally and fairly recruited studs arrive on campus.

SCRUB – BOBBY PETRINO: For someone who loves to write about and commentate on sports as much as I do, Bobby Petrino is the gift that keeps on giving. Bobby Petrino embodies the phrase “character issues.” While at Louisville he took a late night flight to Auburn with a group of boosters that were determined to get rid of then coach Tommy Tuberville and replace him with Petrino. Their attempt to relieve Tuberville of his duties was unsuccessful, and Petrino looked like an idiot for trying to take another coach’s job while he was still in the position. This was a really bad move by Petrino because not only was he basically spitting in the face of Louisville, but he was also trying to take the job of his former boss. That’s not all. For those of you reading this that don't reside in Atlanta or follow the Falcons, this is the guy that quit on the team DURING THE SEASON to take the Arkansas job. Needless to say, no one should feel sorry for the athletic director at Arkansas. He knew who he was hiring and the type of character that he is. As the old saying goes, “When you lay down with dogs, you get fleas.”

With that in mind, can the good people at Arkansas really be surprised that Petrino was cruising around on a motorcycle with a 25 year old woman riding on the back? This is where his arrogance shows, if Petrino was cruising around in a SUV with tinted windows, he could have possibly gotten away with the affair. However, a Tahoe with dark windows doesn’t show off the fact that you are a 51 year old man who could pull a 25 year old girl. Obviously she’s with him for his warm heart and personality and not his money. If he made $30,000 per year and not $3,000,000, I’m sure he could still get her. Petrino decided that he should ride around with his girlfriend without a helmet to make sure that everyone sees him. He obviously doesn’t care about his wife or her feelings. Bobby Petrino is without a doubt the most famous person in the state of Arkansas whose last name is not Clinton or Walton. Not only do the people know him, but I can guarantee that most Arkansas fans can pick out his wife and children out of a line-up. There was a 100% chance that he would be recognized while on his joy ride, and he simply didn’t care.

Cheating on your wife is wrong, but that is an issue between Bobby and Mrs. Petrino. The real problem here is that he was so arrogant about his affair that he hired his mistress to work in the football department and paid her a $50,000+ salary. So not only is he a liar and a cheater, he is also a person who utilizes state funds to ensure that his girlfriend is only a few feet away from him. Yeah, that was a good one that wasn’t going to eventually back fire. I’m glad he thought that move all the way through. I’m sure that if he ever broke off the relationship, she wouldn’t make sexual harassment charges against him and the University. Good thing for Petrino that things like that never happen.

This wise decision has costs Petrino his $3,000,000 per year job. Like so many men before him and the many that will surely come after him, sex has been his undoing. Apparently going 21-5 over the last two seasons in the toughest division in college football doesn’t get you a free pass on lying to your boss, and having an affair with a woman that you hired to make your affair more convenient.

Trust me, we have not heard the last of Bobby Petrino. First of all, he is an excellent college football coach that will get another job in the near future. Secondly, as I stated earlier, he is the gift that keeps on giving, and I’m pretty sure he will be giving us something new to talk and blog about very soon.

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COLLEGE GREATNESS

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I must admit, this has been a phenomenal NCAA tournament. This tournament has had most of the elements that we love about the annual month of madness which college basketball provides us with each March. We have seen “Cinderellas” upset highly seeded teams. We have seen great individual performances, and we have seen TEAMS prove that even though they may seem less talented, the sum of their parts is better than the more talented individuals they faced. This tournament has also shown us why coaches are so important in college basketball. Some of the in-game adjustments that have been made have been absolutely brilliant (Rick Pitino’s change from a zone to man defense in the second half against Florida immediately comes to mind). The only thing that this tournament is missing is the dramatic buzzer beater to win the game. But, hey, we still have one game left, so it’s still a possibility.

While watching some of the great individual performances in this year’s tournament and throughout this college basketball season, I couldn’t help but to let my mind wonder and try to figure out where these players rank against the college basketball greats that came before them. That is when I decided that in this blog entry, I would name the top 5 college basketball players of all time (one per position). I quickly realized that I wouldn’t be able to do a good job on that list because I am not old enough to have seen some of the greats play. For instance, Bill Walton is widely considered to be one of the best college players to ever play. However, since his college career took place in the early 70’s, I really don’t have an informed opinion of him. So with my 30-year-old frame of reference, I decided to instead create a list of the 5 best college basketball players since 1990. This is around the time when I really got into college basketball, and for the purposes of this blog that means I am qualified to create this list. I know that there will be players that are left off the list that some of you feel were better players than my top 5. If that is indeed the case, please feel free to chime in with your opinions in the comments section found at the bottom of this blog entry. These players are simply the top 5 in MY opinion. I recognize the high probability of dissension here and I look forward to your rebuttals.

Although the players on this list may have gone on to have great NBA careers. That was not a factor in creating this list. This list is based strictly on their performance in college and the impact they made to the college game.

My starting five are….

Point Guard   

Allen Iverson: Simply put, college basketball has never seen a player this dynamic before him or since he moved on to the NBA. Before Iverson was the “Answer” to all of the NBA’s problems, he was the first truly dominant guard to hit the floor for a University known for producing great big men. Even in college, Iverson was bigger than life. He was a rock-star who had the game to live up to the persona and swagger that seemed to precede him. He could handle the ball as good as a Harlem Globetrotter, could get to the basket anytime he damn well pleased, and was also an excellent shooter. He was unstoppable in college, and had some of the best duels in college basketball history with my pick for shooting guard. Fortunately for Iverson, this is a list of the best college basketball players and not the best student athletes. If that was the case, he definitely would not have made it. The fact that Iverson has blown nearly the entire fortune that he amassed while playing in the NBA, tell us that he didn’t exactly take advantage of the free Georgetown education. However, if it wasn’t for his spectacular basketball skills, he would have never had the opportunity to blow such a fortune. As JaMarcus Russell might say, “It’s better to have been a rich and lost it all, then to never have been rich.” He is without a doubt the best point guard to play college basketball in the last two decades.

Honorable Mention: Mike Bibby, Stephon Marbury

Shooting Guard

When the basketball gods created the position of shooting guard, Ray Allen was definitely the prototype that they had in mind. Allen was one of the most complete college basketball players that I have ever seen. He was his team’s best perimeter defender (evidenced by the fact that he always drew the defensive assignment on Iverson), a great ball handler, and could also beat his man off the dribble. Oh yeah, there’s one other thing. He has the best jumpshot in the history of jumpshots. During his time at UConn their offense was completely built around him. Their offense mainly consisted of running Allen off of a series of complex screens to get him open shots. There have been other great shooters to play college basketball since Allen, but none of them possessed the ability to go by defenders who played them tight to prevent them from getting their shot off. Allen was simply that good. I will never understand how UConn coach Jim Calhoun was able to convince a kid from Los Angeles to come to Connecticut to play college basketball. I don’t want to assume anything on the matter, but whatever Calhoun did to get Allen, it was well worth it.

Honorable Mention: Stephen Curry, Richard Hamilton

Small Forward

I initially struggled with this pick. I was initially torn between Jalen Rose and Grant Hill. Both had stellar and memorable college careers. After thinking about it a little more, I ultimately chose Grant Hill. Then while writing about Hill, I instantly realized that I had made a mistake and that Hill was definitely not the right selection. An epiphany struck and I remembered the dominant force that was Carmelo Anthony during the 2002-2003 season. Anthony, much like Ray Allen, is the embodiment of an offensively complete basketball player. During his lone season at Syracuse, Anthony was simply unstoppable. He averaged 22 points and 10 rebounds per game. Anthony was able to score at will, and no one could come close to stopping him. He was a superb shooter that could also punish opponents in the post. Anthony also showed that he could handle the ball like a guard. Every time Anthony stepped onto the college basketball floor, he was hands down the best player in that game. Jim Boeheim will forever be indebted to Carmelo for single-handedly winning him his only national championship.

Honorable Mention: Jalen Rose, Grant Hill

Power Forward

Michigan’s “Fab 5” will always be remembered by college basketball fans for their impact on the game (long shorts & black socks), as well as their raw basketball talent. On a team filled with some of the best players in their recruiting class, Chris Webber was without a doubt the Alpha-male. The moment he entered college, he immediately became the best power forward in the nation. Without Webber, Michigan would have been just another talented college basketball team, but with Webber they were legit championship contenders from day one. The fact that Weber’s college career ended in infamy doesn’t take away from his collegiate brilliance at all. Ray Jackson, Jimmy King, Juwan Howard, Jalen Rose, and Chris Webber will always be remembered together as the “Fab 5”. However, Chris Webber was without a doubt Michael Jackson. The other four were immensely talented, but compared to Webber, they may as well had been “Tito”.

Honorable Mention: Tim Duncan, Larry Johnson

Center

Yes, I am a Kentucky fan. Yes, this list spans a 22-year period. However, my bias towards Kentucky has absolutely nothing to do with my selection at center. Anthony Davis is simply the most dominant force in college basketball today. On a team full of High School All-Americans, he clearly stands out as the best player. The best description that I have seen of Davis’ ability came from Bomani Jones (via twitter). He said, “Anthony Davis is make you giggle good.” That pretty much sums it up. Sometimes while watching Kentucky (I watch all of their games every season), I find myself chuckling at the plays that Davis routinely makes. What’s amazing is that Davis can completely control the game without taking a shot. He has blocked 180 shots this season (including the postseason). His 180 blocked shots ranks HIM 11^th in TEAM BLOCKED SHOTS. That’s right, only 10 TEAMS (including Kentucky) have blocked more shots than Anthony Davis this season. He is also averaging 14 points per game. This is also incredible once you consider the fact that he attempts only about 8 shots a game. On a team as talented as his, everyone can score, so everyone has to fill a role. His role is defensive stopper and paint dominator. On a less talented team with him as the clear number one option on offense, he would easily average 25 points per game or more. Oh yeah, you can also pencil him in for 10 rebounds per night. He is hands-down the best and most dominant center to play college basketball in the last 22 years. I dare you to find someone better!  .

Honorable Mention: Shaquille O’Neal, DeMarcus Cousins

And now for my Baller & Scrub of the Week….

BALLER – Guggenheim Baseball Management: Everyone meet the new owners of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Guggenheim Baseball Management consists of Magic Johnson, Stan Kasten, Peter Guber, Todd Boehly, and Bobby Patton. These gentlemen pooled their resources and came up with $2 BILLION to purchase the Los Angeles Dodgers. Yes, they overpaid for the franchise, and yes it was a terrible deal because they didn’t even get all of the parking lots in the deal, but the fact that they had $2 billion dollars of disposable income between them to make this purchase, gives them Baller of the Week status. To add insult to injury, this was an ALL CASH PURCHASE! That’s right, they didn’t finance a penny. I double dare, matter of fact, I double-dog dare another rapper to go into the recording booth and tell the world how much he is balling. Unless he can call up four friends and come up with $2 billion, I don’t want to hear it. Maybe one day, I’ll be able to pull together a group of my friends to make such an enormous purchase, but right now, I doubt that we could even afford an indoor women’s professional soccer franchise.

SCRUB – The Charlotte Bobcats: The Bobcats have a 7 and 43 record this season and are currently riding a 7 game losing streak. This is absolutely horrible. It’s now time for team owner Michael Jordan to call NBA Commissioner David Stern and ask for a small favor as repayment for all of the money that Jordan made for the league during his playing days. I’m sure that Jordan would consider rigging the NBA lottery so that the Bobcats were sure to get the first pick in the draft ample repayment. This pick would certainly be used to select Kentucky’s Anthony Davis in the draft, and hopefully usher in a new era of Bobcat basketball. If they don’t get the first pick, look for more of the same from the Bobcats next year as well. To put in perspective how bad they are, Larry Brown couldn’t make them a winner. This is the guy who even made the Clippers of the early 90’s a respectable team.



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